Thanks! That’s really sweet of you
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
whose dog is it?It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo
99% sure that’s not a kangaroo
It’s a dog. Now question is, whose is it?!
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.
oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up
I can’t tell you how accurate this is
This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
HALLOWEEN IS COMING
STORES ARE STOCKING COSTUMES AND MISC PROPS
SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY
BUY ALL OF YOUR COSPLAY SHIT NOW
EVEN IF YOU WONT NEED IT FOR MONTHS
DO NOT LOSE THIS CHANCE
YOU WILL REGRET IT UNTIL NEXT YEAR
HEY! so if you follow heyhelbighey she said that she’s starting a collab channel with some people, well guess what! I’M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE! So here is my first video, also sorry I kept saying “sorry” and “like” a lot. ok so yeah it would mean a lot if y’all could watch this video and ya know subscribe if you want to.
I’M REWATCHING SIDE EFFECTS AND SOBBING
me when people talk about dieting